Texting Code for us older ones: 
- ATD: At The Doctor's
- BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
- BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
- CBM: Covered By Medicare
- CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
- DWI: Driving While Incontinent
- FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
- FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
- FYI: Found Your Insulin
- GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
- GHA: Got Heartburn Again
- HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
- IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
- LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
- LOL: Living On Lipitor
- LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
- OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
- OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
- ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
- SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
- TTYL: Talk To You Louder
- WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
- WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
- WTP: Where's The Prunes?
- WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
- GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
- NMM: Need More Medicine
- HPMG: Here's A Picture Of My Grandson/Granddaughter
- HPMD: Here's A Picture Of My Dog
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