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    The Magician and the Parrot

    A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

    There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show.

    "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

    The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.

    One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.

    They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.

    After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"
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    OK, now that I have picked myself off of the floor; that was hilarious!
    Craig Sheffield - Epilepsy, Chronic Pain (Shoulder, Back, Joint Hyper-mobility, Chronic Migraine), Limited Mobility, Asthma, Severe Depression, Anxiety, PTSD, Coma Survivor (2 week followed by full body paralysis. 2 months of PT and OT to walk again.)
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      #3
      I saw that you had posted elsewhere and was so hoping you left us a joke as well. Big green grin here. Thanks

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        #4
        LOL, nice one

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          #5
          I saw read your thing someplace else too. It's funny
          Lorraine (lor)

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            #6
            thanks for the laugh. I might actually be able to remember this one for retelling!

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              #7
              WOW!!! That was a good one!!!

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