Sign in a shoe repair store:
We will heel you.
We will save your sole.
We will even dye for you.
Sign on a blinds and curtains truck:
Blind man driving.
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
On another plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
In a non-smoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.
On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push.
At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't YOU will be de-lighted.
In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.
At a propane filling station:
Thank Heaven for little grills.
Sign on the back of a septic tank truck:
Caution - This truck is full of political promises.
We will heel you.
We will save your sole.
We will even dye for you.
Sign on a blinds and curtains truck:
Blind man driving.
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
At an optometrist's office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
On another plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
In a non-smoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.
On a maternity room door:
Push. Push. Push.
At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't YOU will be de-lighted.
In a restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.
At a propane filling station:
Thank Heaven for little grills.
Sign on the back of a septic tank truck:
Caution - This truck is full of political promises.
Some of these should even get a smile or two from Howie!
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