And so I was up early to cut and bunch sunflowers to send to the market today. I took my scooter with two flower buckets filled with water. That is convenient because I can cut and bunch flowers and put two elastic bands around each group of 5 sunflowers all in one smooth step.
Having created a perfectly efficient system I was happily cutting and bunching during the day’s first light. Right before sunrise. As I worked I heard a solid chirp, chirp. No, maybe it was a cluck cluck. No, that was not quite it so I looked around to find the bird making such a singular and loud sound. Nothing. It is hard to spot a bird standing still in the woods.
Then I spotted the flicker of a tall dark figure. Hmm. Ah, it was a deer. Standing still and watching me. Maybe 75’ away. Yes,I thought, this is so perfect. Idyllic.
But, as you know, second thoughts often alter the mind’s pictures or thoughts. This deer is still watching me. It is pretty big. Why is it still clucking at me? I was putting the elastics on the last bunch of sunflowers and I decided to talk nicely to the deer just in case it needed reassurance. As I spoke sweetly it started to move and so did I. My scooter and I turned and headed back to a busier area of the farm. Bambi headed off to the side and turned toward deeper woods. The two of us ended our engagement in this way.
p.s. The sound is called a bark and the big deer had antlers so I was not just imagining. He really was big!
Having created a perfectly efficient system I was happily cutting and bunching during the day’s first light. Right before sunrise. As I worked I heard a solid chirp, chirp. No, maybe it was a cluck cluck. No, that was not quite it so I looked around to find the bird making such a singular and loud sound. Nothing. It is hard to spot a bird standing still in the woods.
Then I spotted the flicker of a tall dark figure. Hmm. Ah, it was a deer. Standing still and watching me. Maybe 75’ away. Yes,I thought, this is so perfect. Idyllic.
But, as you know, second thoughts often alter the mind’s pictures or thoughts. This deer is still watching me. It is pretty big. Why is it still clucking at me? I was putting the elastics on the last bunch of sunflowers and I decided to talk nicely to the deer just in case it needed reassurance. As I spoke sweetly it started to move and so did I. My scooter and I turned and headed back to a busier area of the farm. Bambi headed off to the side and turned toward deeper woods. The two of us ended our engagement in this way.
p.s. The sound is called a bark and the big deer had antlers so I was not just imagining. He really was big!

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