OT: how safe is your microwave?

[SuzE-Q]

Sally, I wasn't sure about it either, so I looked it up online. I was going to put it on the bottom of the toaster, but not now. What do I do with this roll of foil now? I bought it just for that!

Our entire conversation happened on July 3rd, including you saying you were "going to" buy aliminum foil and then your subsequent reply that you were not.

But you bought it anyway?

[Catdancer]

I could always make a tinfoil hat so aliens can't read my mind!

That, too...

[SalpalSally]

[QUOTE=Howie;54376]I could always make a tinfoil hat so aliens can't read my mind! [/QUOTE

that's too easy...LOL!

[Frog42]

[QUOTE=SalpalSally;54388]

I could always make a tinfoil hat so aliens can't read my mind! [/QUOTE

that's too easy...LOL!

It sure is, Sally! Wonder if Howie is, too?

[Howie]

I was going to buy the Parchment paper, but I looked at it in the store, and decided to use foil instead. Then I read online about the hazard of foil in a toaster oven, but had already bought the foil. Clear, meaningful, logical steps! The drip pan has been cleaned, so I'm good for now. And I see how inexpensive they are now, next payday, I'll get a new one.

Next will be a complete cleaning of the microwave. I KNOW, I'll cover the bottom in foil to keep it clean!!!

[SuzE-Q]

I KNOW, I'll cover the bottom in foil to keep it clean!!!

Ok, please tell me you're joking and you know you absolutely can't use foil in a microwave, right?

[SalpalSally]

OH MY GOODNESS! Nooooooooo!

[Howie]

Joking? ME? It would be so unlike me to do a thing like that!

[Virginia]

You better be this time.

Cat, you talking about the fish wrapped in foil with onion, dill and lemon juice made me hungry again. Why am I always talking about food?? Maybe because I am always thinking about it????

[Howie]

Virginia, don't forget to make me one of those fish wraps, and the cats said they would share one.

[agate]

Is Virginia opening a restaurant? Why is Howie assuming he's going to be fed thanks to Virginia?

[Cat Dancer]

Howie just missed out on the fourth of july fireworks, so wants to re-create them right there in his own kitchen....foil in the microwave....ouch....at least youd find out if your smoke detectors work. But your cats wouldn't like you anymore....

[Howie]

Agate, don't I look like someone who needs to be fed? I give most of my food to Seven. That's why her belly almost touches the ground. Sam and I hardly get to eat. Look at us, skin and bone. So Virginia would really be doing a good deed.

Cat, I actually have two smoke detectors, but really need to check the batteries. See, you could be saving the cats and myself from burning up, and Virginia saving Sam and myself from starving. This sure is a really nice group....except for Vicky.

[Virginia]

Agate, I think I have talked so much about food (my favorite subject) that to Howie the name Virginia and food have become synonymous!

Howie, I could feed the cats, possibly, but not sure about you. I have noticed you are a little picky. You might want me to fix something that requires tin foil in the microwave.

[Howie]

Something wrapped in foil and cooked in the microwave sounds delicious. Let me get my dark glasses.